Assibid Dauda, Binduri Youth Activist
Dear Theresa May,
I don’t know whether I should pardon you for speaking rubbish in April or I should castigate you for not waiting for May to come to speak anything close to wisdom. You told Akuffo Addo you will help Ghana and other Commonwealth States to remove anti-gay laws. I believe you got courage to spit that stupidity because David Cameron told you Akuffo Addo is a desperate man who has already accepted to allow that.
[ads1]But May, sorry you cannot. Akuffo Addo promised Cameron of it and even said recently it is bound to happen; it is only bound to happen in his wildest unrealistic dream. Ghanaians don’t compromise their morality like dogs who enjoy corrupting themselves with unnatural carnal knowledge. Akuffo Addo has no power to force a repeal of any anti-gay law in Ghana. He might have gone to America to sell Ghana’s sovereignty for peanuts but for our natural God-made identity, we are too expensive to be sold as dogs. We are not going to allow it. We are prepared to die in the Kyebi forests.
Why? You have not been able to negotiate Brexit, the European Union is making life hell for your citizens. You have no clue how to cope; Russia is spying under your nose and killing people at your doorstep without notice. You are so incompetent in handling British national affairs yet you want to help a super incompetent short man? Our elders say a person whose house is on fire does not go about chasing rats, I guess it makes sense, right?
Can you kindly tell Ghanaians when you intend to decriminalize polygamy in the UK? Or because you ain’t African every law of your country is right? Mad people in suit, Lol Lol Lol.
The British should have made June the end of May last year but you narrowly escaped it, you won’t be lucky next time.
Let me ask you. Are you not married? Is David Cameron not married? Is the Queen not married? Is Prince William not married to the opposite sex? What is there in homosexuality that pleases you dudes?
Please if you don’t think well in April, May is in the corner; wait till it comes before you vomit any such abominable nonsense again. And whenever you see a short beggar who is begging for aid to take his country beyond aid, please look at him well before you talk to him. We don’t want history to repeat itself.
We are no longer a colony!
Yours across the sea,
The Binduri Youth Activist
Dauda Assibid
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